@DoorDasher , My discount code didn't work on my latest order, just realised I paid full price. Can you check your support email , you should have one from: guard.hopkins@hopsecasylum.com

By royal decree (and effectively immediately) it is nor forbidden to order food (or any other items) from Wareville to HopSec Island. This is not a reactionary post and was definitely always planned, any posts are events which relate to this recently is purely a coincidence. That will be all. Hop well, Hop wise. King out

Another long shift done at the asylum, couldn't be hopped cooking so ordered some food in from wareville. I know the King doesn't like them over there but DAMN can they make some good food. DoorDasher if you ever want a sponsor hit me up. (Not sure why you'd want an asylum to sponsor you but I'm sure we could work it out).

Taking Johnnyboy on a walk! Johnnyboy is my best friend although I do have more (sorry for the brag)

Can people please, for the love of the Easter Bunny and all that is Hoppy, STOP OVERSHARING on this site. You are making my job so much harder!!!

Cooking up something good......stay tuned, this december we have some BIG plans :)

New profile pic! Happiest I've ever looked :')

This is a public service announcement from ME, your royal EGG-cellency King Malhare. Hop well, Hop wise. King out

NEW CAPE! YES!

Trying my hand at some bruteforcing challenges on thm, good to see they have /opt/hashcat-utils/src/combinator.bin on the AttackBox! Always comes in handy

Did you know that if you enter your password as a comment on a post, it appears as *'s?

HAHAHA heard they locked up my old boss Hopper. GOOD! ITS WHERE HE BELONGS , The red team battalion has been WAY better since I took control.

Happy 43rd anniversary to the year I was born. Yep 1982! What a year for the world.